When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Randomize
