Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
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I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
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Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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