i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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