Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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