Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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