yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
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i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
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He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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