I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
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Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
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High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
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