just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
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We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
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Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
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You. Win. At. Life.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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