You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
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It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
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Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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