if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
Randomize
