If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
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