He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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