Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Ketchup is God's man juice
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
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I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
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The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
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