shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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