White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
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The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
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I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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