Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
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