In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
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I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
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Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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