i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
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I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
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The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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