Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
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Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
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Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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