i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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