the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
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I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
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Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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