we're blogging at a bar
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
Randomize
