the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I just gift wrapped bread.
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
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I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
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You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
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