Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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