Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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