shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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