We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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