Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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