How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
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you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
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I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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