glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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