we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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