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About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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