There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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