it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
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dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
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After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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