I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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