Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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