Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
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I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
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honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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