For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
you made out with another girl for some wings
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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