we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Less talking, more tequila
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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