in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
So vagazzling was a success
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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