I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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