Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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