Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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