he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
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Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
where are you?
Hypothermia
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
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HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
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