Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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