lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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