ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
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There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
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Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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