My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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