need another drink. this is the easiest way
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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