seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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