8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
if i died would you start the facebook group?
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
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That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Threesome in a minivan. New low
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
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He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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