the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
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if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
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I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
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Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
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