no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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