Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
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