I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
4 words: hood of his car
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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