He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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