They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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